HUMOUR

• A New Hope - The Real Story
  What would have happened in Star Wars A New Hope if Piett had been in it, by Ishman Fulop
• The Confession
  When Darth Vader felt the need to spill his guts about his turn to the Dark Side, who else would he talk to but Piett? Alison Parker tells all!
• The Conquering of Coruscant
  Piett's bold retaking of Coruscant with an elite commando team is told in this story by Cameron Allen
• Crossover
  Padawan Kenobi shows us the very real downside of plot holes in Star Wars
• Piett: Dark Jedi
  Michael Bailes gives us an interesting view of a Force-powered Piett!
• The Dream
  Alison Parker shares an example of her dreams, which includes a certain Admiral doing some odd things... (Don't worry, it's still G rated!)
• Commander Piett's First Ship
  The untold tale of Piett's first, rather unglamourous command, by Benjamin Massey
• Grampa Palpatine
  Piett as the father of the Emperor's grandchildren? Mike Lynch seems to think so!
• Hockey Night In... Imperial City?
  Ice Hockey - Imperial style! By David Hofbauer
• The Keys To Success For An Imperial Officer
  Mars3 gives some valuable career advice for all of you looking to follow in Piett's footsteps!
• Piett - 007
  Cameron Allen gives us Piett undercover as the world's greatest secret agent!
• The Adventures Of Piett and Al
  Piett has to deal with a scriptwriter who seems to have designs on him... any similarity between the story and authour Rachel Cole is totally coincidental...
• Piett & Coffee
  What if Piett started drinking coffee? Sean Walsh tries to answer that question in this incredibly funny and classic Cult story.
• Piett's Dog
  Avi Wenryb gives us the tale of an Admiral and his dog.
• Piett Jokes
  A bunch of short Piett-related jokes by Mike Templeton
• Piett's Paranoia - Special Edition
  Sean Walsh examines the pressures of command under Darth Vader
• The Adventures Of The Pied Piett
  Emily Young gives us an oddly surreal adventure...
• Pulp Fiction/Star Wars
  A wonderful Star Wars/ Pulp Fiction moment, starring the Admiral.
• Star Wars - The Purple Sith
  Star Wars vs. Barney!
• Quantum Piett
  It begins here! Sean Walsh's magnum opus of a time travelling Piett, Monty Python, superheroes and Hervé Villechaize...
• Star Wars/South Park
  Peter Owens gives us a handy checklist of signs that you've got Star Wars and South Park on the brain!
• Star Wars vs Titanic
  Did you really think Titanic topping Star Wars as the highest grossing movie of all time would go unavenged? Certainly not in this fantastic story by Sean Walsh!
• Star Wars vs Titanic Part 2.5 & 3
  The battle for box office supremacy continues in the rest of the trilogy by Sean Walsh!
• Top 10 Reasons Piett Hates A-Wings
  Pretty much self-explanatory, huh?
• Top 10 Reasons Piett Is The Best SW Character
  As if it weren't obvious enough...
• Top 10 Reasons Piett's Boots Are So Shiny
  Even the uniform isn't safe from a little ribbing
• Top 10 Reasons Kenner Made The 'Captain" Piett Figure
  We all know Kenner messed up - could this be why?
• Top 10 Corruptions Of SW Names
  Amazing where typos can lead...
• Top 10 Reasons the Empire Is Better Than The Rebels
  One to pull out against all those Rebel sympathisers...
• Top 10 New Scenes In The Empire Strikes Back SE
  The scenes that would have made the SEs worthwhile
• Top 10 Piett Action Figures
  If only these were real...
• Top 10 Reasons Return Of The Jedi Should Be Refilmed
  No prizes for guessing Ewoks feature in this one...
• Top 10 Reasons You Should Join The Empire
  Remember, these are only the top ten - there are thousands of good reasons.
• Top 10 Reasons Piett Wasn't Punished Or Demoted
  Why didn't Piett get choked at the end of ESB? Here's 10 explanations!
• Top 10 Reasons You like The Empire's Officers
  And no, "Because we tell you to!" isn't one of them
• Top 10 Piett lines Improved With The Word "Pants"
  The trend sweeping the globe hits Piett's immortal utterances!
• Top 10 Reasons Why Admiral Piett Is Cool
  One for the "obviousness challenged" people out there
• Top 10 Reasons Piett Is Cool
  Variations on a theme...
• Top 10 Star Destroyers And Their Commanders
  Ships and officers - it just doesn't get more Imperial than this!
• Top 10 Imperial Strategists
  Battle of the brains!
• Top 10 Reasons Piett Is Cooler Than Thrawn
  We respect our felow Imperials - but we're still better than them...
• Top 10 Untold Truths About Star Wars
  Secrets... revealed!!
• Top 10 Things They Would Have Wanted To Say
  Ever wondered what the characters would really say?
• Top 11 Things Wrong With Piett
  Wait a second - WRONG??? With PIETT??
• Top 12 Reasons Piett Is The Best Officer In SW
  Not that there's much competition...
• Top 14 Household Items Found Around Piett's Place
  Best read if you've already seen Piett & Coffee...
• Top 14 Reasons Grand Admiral Hayden Doesn't Update The Site
  This one hits a bit close to home, but I let it slide...
• Top 5 Chronic Disorders Of Admiral Piett
  Everyone needs their failings, I guess...
• Top 5 Reasons Piett Was Glad Ozzel Was 'Punished'
  You all saw his little smile - you know he was!
• Top 5 Reasons HQ Chose Piett To Join Death Squadron
  No, he didn't lose a bet!
• Top 5 Reasons Piett Likes To Work On the Executor
  You would too!
• Top 5 Things That Should Be Fixed About ESB
  Minor improvements to what is already the greatest SW film!
• Top 5 Resons Piett Is Unbeatable
  Another obvious one...
• Top 5 Reasons Piett Is Better Than Ozzel
  He lived, for starters...
• Top 5 Reasons Piett Is Better Than Vader
  Piett continues to show his superiority over all other SW characters!
• Top 5 Reasons Piett Should Have Been Emperor
  Well, in our books, he is... now.
• Top 5 things Cult Members Wanted To See In ROTJ
  Aside from more of Leia in the metal bikini... or less metal bikini, more Leia either for that matter...
• 'Twas The Night Before Endor
  David Hofbauer examines the harsh realities of the upcoming final battle...
• Piett And The WWF
  Guaranteed to be one of the weirdest crossovers you've ever read...