TOP 10 REASONS YOU LIKE THE EMPIRE'S OFFICERS
Written by Inta I Aldridge
Submitted by Peter Owens

10. English accents
9. They are in command of kick *** ships
8. A uniform can make anyone look good. Even Ozzel
7. General Veers
6. You cry when they get killed
5. Admiral Piett
4. They look and sound smart
3. Captain Needa
2. They can omit when they are wrong
1. Moff Jerjerroid!!!!!!!!!

Grand Admiral's note: Obviously, Admiral Piett should be in the number one spot, but we have to display things as we receive them...