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TOP 12 RESONS PIETT IS THE BEST OFFICER IN STAR WARS
Written and submitted by Benjamin Massey

12) Piett apologized to Lord Vader. So did Needa.
11) He was in two movies. The only people in three were over-rated hotshot Rebel-scum pilots.
10) He commanded Executor.
9) He lived to tell about it.
8) He made Ozzel look silly with that 'best lead we've had' business
7) Piett isn't as clumsy as he is stupid.
6) Two words: shiny boots
5) Piett wasn't the main course at the local seafood restraunt.
4) Piett had incompetant gunners and still outlived half the Starfleet.
3) Piett treated Vader like an inferior (ever seem him bow?)
2) Piett lived to tell about that, too.
1) Piett survived hard vacuum long enough to get to the escape pod.

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