TOP 10 REASONS WHY ADMIRAL PIETT'S BOOTS ARE SO SHINY
Submitted by Summer Wood

10. A seldom mentioned use of the dark side of the force: spit shine.
9. Kicking wookiees around is also good for buffing shoes.
8. The Admiral has a lifetime supply of Bantha Boot Oil.
7. All accessories in the Empire must have a standard Imperial issue shine.
6. Piett is so successful that he is issued a new pair of boots every day.
5. Kicking Ewoks around is also good for buffing shoes.
4. The Admiral is so cool that any soil immediately migrates to Needa's or Ozzel's boots instead.
3. Imperial boots are scum resistant.
2. He's the Admiral and can do whatever he wants, even if that means having the Emperor lick is boots and Darth Vader buffing them with his cape.
And the number one reason why Admiral Piett's boots are so shiny: The Imperial Mouse Droid is really a shoe shine box.