TOP 10 REASONS ADMIRAL PIETT HATES A-WING FIGHTERS
Written and submitted by Peter Owens

10) They look like pizza slices, and that gives him indigestion.
9) They looked too fragile, but he found out very quickly that they weren't.
8) For something small and fragile, they do a lot of damage.
7) They remind him of small, annoying insects with laser cannons.
6) His gunnery crew couldn't hit the one that destroyed his bridge.
5) They look like something from the mind of a warped Big Bird (And now, a message from the letter A...)
4) Vader promised him that the Dark Side would render them ineffective, but he lied.
3) Piett thought that the one that hit his bridge would disintegrate before it hit, but he found out otherwise.
2) He was furious that the Rebels made their own version of the TIE Fighter.
1) The demise of his clone gave him a Force-headache. (Like Obi-Wan had for Alderaan)