TOP5 REASONS WHY PIETT SHOULD HAVE BEEN EMPEROR
Written and submitted by Edward Ceaser

5) He's got that kewl British accent.
4) He's the only guy that had the nerve to call bounty hunters scum. If  Vader or the Emporer did that they would have a horde of mercenaries on their backs and not even the force could help em.
3) He's got a CULT FOLLOWING! People WORSHIP this guy! (The emporor has some cheap *** thing but I betcha thats a fake thing so the emperor doesn't get assasinated)
2) He's like the only head Empire guy that actually survived the Battle of Endor.
1) He's the only guy that can steer their ship into the big bad Death Star while jumping to an escape pod while the entire bridge is on fire. Not even the emporer can do that

He's got a kewl ship too