TOP 10 REASONS YOU SHOULD JOIN THE EMPIRE
Written and submitted by Sam Ferrey

Top Ten Reasons why you Should Join the Empire

10) There was only one FAT Imperial Officer, Admiral Guzzle, er, Ozzel
9) You get shiny boots (only the finest quality)
8. You get a Uniform that does not look like it already been digested by a Bantha (as opposed to rebels)
7) Lots of Rebels are FAT
6) You get the best ships
5.) You get the best odds (even if they don't always come through)
4. You Get Imperial skill (instead of Rebel luck)
3) Admiral Piett
2. General Veers
1. Grand Admiral Thrawn