PIETT - 007
Written and submitted by Cameron Allen

(Executor’s weapon engineering room.)

Piett: Morning, Q.

Q: Ah, good morning 007.

Piett: M has informed me of my covert mission to Coruscant.

Q: Very good, 007. First, your new TIE fighter.

(Q leads Piett over to a TIE Interceptor with a BMW tag mounted betwen the blasters.)

Q: Equipt with standrd blasters, and all-points radar. And this i’m particuarly proud of. You can control it remotly from this control pad.

Piett: Like this?

(Piett flies the fighter all around the room blasting everyone in sight. Q grabs the controler from him.)

Q: Oh, grow up, 007. Now do please try to return some of this equipment in pristene order.

Piett: Of course, Q. Hey, what’s this do. (Presses a button on the contrlol pad, and the TIE fighter blow up.)

Piett: Ops.

Stay tuned for more!

(We join our hero shortly after his capture by rebel forces.)

Skywalker: I’ll ask you one last time Mr. Piett. Where is the Imperial storehouse?

Piett: I assumed you already knew.

Skywalker: Don’t play games with me Mr. Piett. People tremble upon the mention of my name. The force is my magic ticket. My powers in the force are blah, blah, blah..........

(While Skywalker blabs on, Piett pulls out his silenced PP7.)

Piett: Hello, this could be useful.

Skywalker: Blah, blah, blah, you listening to me Piett? Blah, blah, blah.......

(Piett clubs Skywalker over the head with the back of his pistol.)

Piett: Magic ticket my ass.

(Piett turns to run, but is cut of by Han Solo and a bunch of guards.)

Piett: D’oh!

Solo: Get him!

(Piett dives behind some crates, and pulls out a small remote control. Seconds later, his TIE fighter comes smashing through the wall.)

Solo: Aw hell! Not the TIE BMW!

(Piett starts to blast them away, when someone bumps into him from behind.)

Trevelyan: You’re late 007.

Piett: Uh, now’s not the time, 006.

Trevelyan: Oh, sorry old boy, I’ll come back later.

Piett: Closing time!

(Piett dives into his TIE fighter and takes off.)

Piett: Another close one.

(The holocomlink beeps. Piett flips it on to show Vader’s face.)

Piett: Yes, M?

Vader: Report back to the Executor immediately, 007. I’m sending you on a covert operation to Cloud City. Try not to fly off the handle if someone calls you “Captain”, and just maybe you won’t get captured.

Piett: Whatever you say, M. (Piett rolls his eyes.)

Vader: I saw that.

What amazing adventures will Piett get into next?