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TOP 10 THINGS THEY WOULD HAVE WANTED TO SAY
Written and submitted by Aaron Wee

10) Palpatine: in the lightsaber duel - "Damn it! Where is Mara Jade when you need her!"

9) Admiral Piett: on coffee - "One more cup!"

8) Han Solo: anytime - "So what really did happen with you and Daddy?"

7) Chewbacca: anytime - "Growl! Growl! Growl!"

6) R2-D2: anytime - "Beep! Boop! Beep!"

5) Everyone: reading this - "What the **** is he doing here??!!?"

4) Darth Vader: after his confession - "No, Luke. Wait. There IS another way!"

3) Admiral Piett: after the promotion - "Whohoo! Who da man! Whohoo! Alright! Ozzel is dead! I'm the Admiral! Ozzel is dead! I'm the Admiral! Whohoo!"

2) Han Solo: after defrosting - "Damn it! Leia's half-naked and I'm blind!"

1)Admiral Piett: Battle of Endor - "Where's that escape pod?"

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