TOP 14 HOUSEHOLD ITEMS FOUND AROUND PIETT'S PLACE
Written and submitted by Angie Cheng

14. Coffee filters
13. Coffee mug
12. Coffee beans
11. Coffee grounds
10. Viagra (left over from a "visit" by Boba)(strong enough for a man, made for a bounty hunter)
9. Boba-skin rug
8. Spam
7. The Exorcist (for driving away the ghost of Ozzel)
6. Green pea soup
5. Stormtrooper Man (tm) condoms (left from a "visit" by Xixor) (but very useful for those frequent raids from attractive mobs of the opposite sex)
4. Hayden Crisps (named after our favorite fried Grand Admiral!)
3. George Lucas's ass on a platter to be delivered to Comedy Central (Oh my God! You killed George! You bast-)(why would anyone want George Lucas's ass on anything?)
2. The Rogue squadron he wasn't promised but got anyway.
1. Coffee