PIETT'S DOG
Written and submitted by Grand Moff AW

One day ADMIRAL PIETT realized he needed some protection against rebel scum so he decided to get a watch dog . ADMIRAL PIETT landed his shuttle on Coruscant and he walked into a pet store.When he got inside he said, "show me your most viscious dog"! The store owner then showed him a little baby poodle. "That couldn't hurt a fly !" PIETT said. The store owner then said, "Thats what you think, it knows karate !" PIETT then said, "Prove it!" The owner said to the dog, "Karate the box ! The dog tore the box to shreds ! "Karate the chair !" The dog reduced the wooden chair to match sticks ! "I'll take it !",PIETT said. Once PIETT got back to the EXECUTOR he showed his dog to Darth Vader . "That could'nt hurt a fly ",Vader said."But it knows karate !",PIETT said."Karate my foot!" Vader said .