TOP 5 REASONS WHY PIETT IS BETTER THAN OZZEL
Written and submitted by John Biegel

5. Vader killed Ozzel, where as Piett will live forever
4. Piett drinks coffee
3. Piett can lose the Mellinuim Falcon more times than anyone else and stay alive.
2. Ozzel uses a fake British accent. (suprise)
1. Piett was smart enough to see if he could get Ozzel out of the way, he would get promoted.