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TOP 5 CHRONIC DISORDERS OF ADMIRAL PIETT
Written and submitted by John Biegel

5. He is always afriad that his dentist is going to go outside the room to laugh at him because the little spit sucker is sucking up his face(see the CD- Bill Cosby: Himself)
4. He feels guilty because of the bounty hunters are scum line(Especially after Bossk brought him up on charges of harasement and sued him for )
3. He prominades across the bridge yelling" Death to Ozzel" even though the Admiral is already dead.
2. Coffee, need I say more
1. He keeps seeing this A-wing crashing through the bridge window in his sleep

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