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TOP 10 REASONS ADMIRAL PIETT IS COOL
Submitted by Andrew O'Brien

10. So tricky that he can switch his rank badges from shoulder to shoulder without anyone noticing!
9. Would you call six heavily armed, ruthless killers "scum" to their faces?
8. Once turned down a nightcap from Mon Mothma before the Rebellion started
7. One of the few Kenner Imperial action figures who isn't backing a huge assault rifle!
6. That oh-so-sexy British....errrrr....Coruscantian accent!
5. He's so important that he receives "my orders from the Emperor himself"!!!
4. Was a prizefighter during his Academy days and beat Ozzel, Jerjerrod, Neda, and Tagge at once!
3. Was smart enough not to mention to Vader that Palpatine wasn't using 1-800-CALL-ATT when he called the Executer
2. At Navy picnics, he always wins the long jump contest
1. By using the above skill, managed to make a 8.4 jump across the bridge of the Executer and into an escape pod!

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