STAR WARS/ SOUTH PARK
Written and submitted by Peter Owens

1. You think that Porkins is the reincarnation of Cartman.

2. You wonder if Luke was eating Snacky Cakes and Cheesy Poofs on Degobah.

3. You wonder if they have "Terrance and Philip".

4. 3PO reminds you of Mr. Garison.

5. In ROTJ when the Executer crashes into the Death Star you say "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You basterds! (Kenneth Colley played Admiral Piett)

6. Uncle Jimbo reminds you of Wedge.

7. You call any aliens "vistors"

8. You wonder if Luke's mom was like Cartman's.

9. You wonder if Liea will be like Mrs. Crabtree when she's older.

10. You think that in some ways Han Solo is alot like Chef.