TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE EMPIRE IS BETTER THAN THE REBELS
Written and submitted by Cameron Allen

10. Cooler uniforms
9. They got the best theme music
8. They don't take crap from anyone!
7. "Star Destroyer" sounds a lot cooler than "Corellian Corvette"
6. They can blow up whole planets
5. Grand Moff Tarkin - I guess
4. Being evil has a certain appeal to it
3. The Executor
2. Admiral Piett
1. Admiral Piett!!!!!!!!!