TOP 10 UNTOLD TRUTHS ABOUT STAR WARS
Written by Sean Walsh
Submitted by Peter Owens

10) Luke was really trained by Howard, Yoda's defective clone (Yoda, in fact, had not only been dead for hundreds of years at that point, but was also seven feet tall)
9) C-3P0 was crushed when he discovered that his favorite comic book character Iron Man was really just a guy in a suit of armor
8) It took hairstylists two years after the Battle of Yavin to get the buns out of Princess Leia's hair
7) Before his "accident", Darth Vader looked a lot like Richard Simmons (many, including Vader, were very happy afterwards though)
6) Captain Needa was really apologizing to Vader for accidentally losing his pet womprat Fluffy
5) When he was younger, Obi-Wan did NOT have a thick Scottish/Irish accent (good luck covering that up, Ewan!)
4) Off screen, Boba Fett beat the crap out of Admiral Piett for that "bounty hunters are scum" line
3) Imperial engineers originally wanted to name Vader's Super Star Destroyer the "Just Hurt Them A Whole Lot"
2) Lando really lost the Falcon to Han in a strip sabacc game
1) The Ewoks? Gay.