TOP 10 REASONS KENNER MADE THE 'CAPTAIN PIETT' ACTION FIGURE RATHER THAN 'ADMIRAL PIETT'
Written and submitted by Thaddeus Jantzi

10.) Asteroids did not concern them.
9.) The mold was so poor, they thought it was Captain Needa
8.) Moff Jerjerrod didn’t double his efforts
7.) Kenner factory sabotaged by an overly sensitive Boba Fett
6.) The person in charge at Kenner is as clumsy as he is stupid
5.) Obi-Wan still in action from beyond the grave
4.) That’s not only the only mistake they made… look for the rare ‘Hoth Cliff Clayven’ and ‘General Rieekan Waldorf Salad’ figures
3.) The same reason the Hoth Han Solo figure looks more like Scott Bakula
2.) Not enough Bothans died to bring us this action figure
1.) Toy manufacturers bombarded relentlessly with letters by grief-stricken Ozzel family