TOP 10 ADMIRAL PIETT LINES IMPROVED WITH THE WORD 'PANTS'
Submitted by Ryan Mannion

This is a top 10 list inspired by the now-infamous "Replace words in the trilogy with 'pants'" If you haven't caught onto this new craze, go to echo.simplenet.com/humor and check out the top 10 list page; it's there somewhere. But before you do, check this out...

TOP TEN ADMIRAL PIETT LINES IMPROVED WITH THE WORD 'PANTS'

10) "The pants indicate life readings."
9) "Lord Vader, our pants have completed their scan of the area and found nothing."
8) "Alert all pants. Deploy the fleet." (or "ready the tractor beam")
7) "The Emperor commands you to make contact with his pants."
6) "Shuttle Tydirium, what is your pant's cargo and destination?"
5) "Intensify the forward pants. I don't want anything to get through."
4) "Yes m'pants."
3) "But sir, the Hoth system is supposed to be devoid of human pants."
2) "We only need to keep their pants from escaping."
1) "Bounty hunters. We don't need their pants."