TOP 11 THINGS THAT ARE WRONG WITH PIETT
Written and submitted by Aaron Wee

(This is not anti-Piett. it merely spots flaws with other officers and "underlings")

1) He takes orders from a wimpy, sick guy in a black costume. Palpatine's almost dead. Might as well make it easier for him.

2) Why wait? Go out to attack NOW!!!! "We just have to keep them from escaping" Yeah right!!!!

3) His rank insignia jumps from left to right at the end of TESB.

4) Why change rank at Endor?

5) He can talk to Bossk directly. What has he got to be afraid? He's on an SSD!

6) He has a fleet. A big one. Use it.

7) Why is he always on that big stuffy ship? He could go out and destroy the puny Rebels.

8) He should have pre-planned the Battle of Endor. He is a much better strategist than the old Emperor.

9) No one listens to him. INTENSIFY THE FORWARD FIRE POWER!!! But did they perform the order properly?

10) Why wasn't he Admiral earlier?

and finally

11) Why is it that he appears only during TESB and not ANH. He would have cancelled that arrogant Grand Moff's decision and brought all of the Death Star's TIEs on the Rebel fighters, winning the battle. Then getting promoted Grand Admiral and finally destroying both Rebels and Palpatine-loyal forces and thereby making him Emperor.