TOP 10 CORRUPTIONS OF STAR WARS NAMES
Written and submitted by Sam Ferrey

Top Ten Corruptions of Star Wars Names

10. Mon Motheaten (Mothma)
9. Admiral Guzzle (Ozzel)
8. Captain Gorja (Dorja)
7. Fart Vader (Darth)
6. Pawn (of Princess Leia) Solo (Han)
5. The Surgeon General - General Cures! (Veers)
4. Lieutenant Lacking (Lackey)
3. (The Empire's Pickpocket) Grand Admiral Con (Thrawn)
2. Puke Skywalker
1. Admiral Genius (Piett- so it doesn't rhyme but it is the truth)

Some of these are corruptions for brilliant officers but this list was made in fun! It doesn't reflect personality traits- except for Admiral Guzzle, Mon Motheaten, Puke Skywalker, Admiral Genius, and Pawn Solo.