PIETT JOKES
Written and submitted by Mike Templton

Vader:  I lost my temper yesterday, Admiral.
Piett:  Don't look at me, sir.  I didn't find it.

Ozzel:  How would you like to travel around the galaxy?
Piett:  Alive,*wink*, in a starship.

Piett:  Would you be a good turbolift operator, Commander Templeton?
Templeton:  I'm sorry sir, I don't like to let people down.

Templeton:  Is that hologram straight, sir?
Piett:  No Commander, you're standing crooked