CULT OF PIETT IN ACTION
Written and submitted by Andrew Yee

Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. There was a fleet of ships, which was led by the elite Order of the Fluffy Pink Bunny Slippers Piett which were on a mission (sabotage). The ships consist of N-B Rookarcher, ISD Rough, VenSD Firepower and the SSD Hayden. They were planning to recapture Kessel, the planet that is full of spice, which they need most at the time to rebuild their force. Meanwhile the Rebels' Gold Group of X-Wings was still in hyperspace. They were on also on a mission on destroying as many of the repairing droids. It was led by other Kpk, the young Jedi Knight which was introduced by Han Solo to Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master and hero of thousands battles. They were in a merry mood at day. Little did they know that their deaths are near. They had just dropped out of hyperspace with their hyperdrive at melting point. They started their main engine. They also switched on their front shield. Somehow Kpk had read the future. In no time, a huge blob was detected to the radar screen.

Seeing what was going to happen, Kpk retreated and aborted the mission. To their doubt, a squadron of TIE fighters took off N-B Rookarcher and began to pursue them. The X-Wings began to escape through hyperspace but their hyperdrives were too hot for them. It was soon 12 TIE fighters against 3 X-Wings. Those fat of lumps fighters are no match for the agile TIE fighters. They were caught and executed. Then, the fleet attacked Kessel and recaptured it with a casualty of a TIE fighter!

The Emperor heard about his acts and promoted him to the rank of Grand Admiral. He was very excited about that but there are more actions, which lies ahead…