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SMELLS LIKE PIETT SPIRIT
(sung to: Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)
Written and submitted by Summer Wood

I found the base and won the race.
Ozzel was always a disgrace.
He's overfed and self assured
And now he's as stiff as a board.

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello...

With the shields up, it's less dangerous!
Death Star works now, entertain us!
Those damn rebels won't escape us!
Death Star works now, entertain us!
Rotting Yoda!
Palpatino!
An arcona!
Dianoga!
Yeah.
Hey.
Yay.

Darth knows that I am the best
And that Ozzel jerk was a pest.
I am Vader's new best friend.
He'll stick with me until the end.

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello...

With the shields up, it's less dangerous!
Death Star works now, entertain us!
Those damn rebels won't escape us!
Death Star works now, entertain us!
Rotting Yoda!
Palpatino!
An arcona!
Dianoga!
Yeah.
Hey.
Yay.

That fairy Fett is a scumbag.
Now he's dead, it makes me smile.
I am an Admiral in the Empire.
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello...

With the shields up, it's less dangerous!
Death Star works now, entertain us!
Those damn rebels won't escape us!
Death Star works now, entertain us!
Rotting Yoda!
Palpatino!
An arcona!
Dianoga!
In the Empire, in the Empire, in the Empire, in the Empire, in the
Empire, in ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya yaaaaaaaaaaa!

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