PIETT WAS ON A SHIP
(Sung to: Old McDonald had a Farm)
Written and submitted by Steve Watson

Captain Piett was on a ship, e i e i oh!
And on this ship there was Darth Vader, e i e i oh!
With a choke, choke here, and a choke, choke there, here a choke, there a
choke, everywhere a choke, choke!
Captain Piett was on a ship, e i e i oh!

Captain Piett was on a ship, e i e i oh!
And on this ship Ozzel was choked, e i e i oh!
With a gag, gag here, and a gag, gag there, here a gag, there a gag,
everywhere a gag, gag!
Captain Piett is now an Admiral, e i e i oh!

Admiral Piett was on a ship, e i e i oh!
And this ship went into some asteroids, e i e i oh!
With a crash, crash here, and a crash, crash there, here a crash, there a
crash, everywhere a crash, crash!
The Millennium Falcon got away, e i e i oh!

Admiral Piett was on a ship, e i e i oh!
And he was to only keep the Rebels from escaping, e i e i oh!
Rebels blasting here, Rebels blasting there, here a blast, there a blast,
everywhere a Rebel blast!
An A-Wing Crashed through the Bridge, e i e i oh!

Now there is no more ship, e i e i oh!
There also is no more Death Star, e i e i oh!
With a ka-boom here, and a ka-boom there, here a boom, there a boom,
everywhere a ka-boom!
The Empire is sadly gone, e i e i oh!