PIETT!
(To the tune of "One" from 'A Chorus Line')
Written and submitted by Tiffany Tsao

Piett!
Singular sensation!
All those nasty rebels he’ll stun!
Piett!
"Bounty hunters," he says,
"We sure don’t need their scum!"
Once it was Ozzel who bossed Captain Piett a-round.
But Vader crushed his tra-che-a. Now Piett’s in town!
Piett!!!
He is so fantastic!
Give his cult a blank check today!
Set up a dic-ta-tor-ship he may!!!!
Ooh! Sigh! Join him now! What say you?
Or we’ll capture and enslave you!
Piett’s….the….one!!!!!!!!