ONLY PIETT KNOWS WHY
(To the tune of ''Only God Knows Why' by Kid Rock)
Written and submitted by Alexander Hofbauer

I've been sittin here
Tryin to find the rebel base,
I get mad with myself
I need to help myself
Lookin for the payback
While just layin back
They that every man is mad just like me
And I feel like number one
Of all the Admirals
I think of my childhood
And it helps to pass the time
And I look at too many rebels,
As they try to destroy the Empire
Everybody knows my name
They say it to their Governors
Cause I've blown their planet up

And when those bases come tumbling down,
I will always be laughing at you

Yeah
As it all tumbles down

And when your bases come tumbling down,
I will always be laughing at you

Those rebels don't know about the things I say or do
They don't really understand what has been happening here
It's been so long since I've seen home
I've been here, Here in a far, far galaxy
I could have forgotten the things I miss
Somehow I remember life not like this
I keep saying it so many times
And I still remember
You get what you put in
And people get their planet blown up
Still no one can blow my planet up
Oh no mine will never be blown up
They've been tryin but just not gettin there
They've been trying that there way
Though they will still keep tryin
They will always come with their big weapons
And I know they will fail cause only Piett knows way

Only Piett
Only Piett
Only Piett knows why, why, why, why
Only Piett...knows...why, why, why
Only Piett knows why
Take me to the bridge edge
Take me to the bridge edge, hey  hey  hey