MY NAME
IS MR. PIETT
(To the tune of "My Name Is" by
Eminem)
Written and submitted by Todd Olsson
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
Ahem! Excuse me, can I have the attention of the bridge for a second?
Hi, folks. Do you hate Rebels? ( Yeah, Yeah! )
Wanna see me stick 9 inch vibroblades up their ---
Wanna copy me and get promoted to Admiral? ( Yeah, Yeah! )
Whatch Ozzel exit hyperspace too late and whatch his life get ended? ( Huh? )
My shoes're dead weight, I'm trying to keep my hat on straight
But I can't figure out which Rebel I want to incinerate
And Mr. Vader said " You are in command now, Admiral Piett "
Yeehaw! Ozzel.. why's your face so red? Oh my God! You're dead!
Well since age 18, I've been killin' Rebs
First, I ejected them in to space with the rest of the Debris
Got pissed off and ripped a Jawa's cloak off
And laughed so hard the Jawa ran crying back to his Sandcrawler!
I wasted a whole X-Wing squadron and whatched em blow up
Faster than the Millenium Falcon in HS
Hold Fire! ( We're not going to attack? )
That's what I said you idiot, I have my orders from the Emperor Himself!
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
My teacher gave me perfect scores at the academy
Thanks, Coach, by the Battle of Endor I'll be 45
I smacked Ackbar in the face with a holo-projector
Chased him down with a Data-Pad, whacked him in the nuts with a DL-44 (
OWWWW! )
Walked in to the Home One, I was all slicked up
Stuck a thermal Detonator in the bridge
TIE Pilots, runnin' over civilians
From the cockpit they screamed " Die you Rebel Scum! "
99 percent of all Rebels died 'cause of what I did
I just found out that Vader had more fans that I did ( Darn! )
I told my mom I'd grow up to be a famous Imperial
Get a SSD and name it after the family (Thanks! )
You know the TIE blew up when it hit the asteroid
he tried to pull up and screamed in to his comm. ( Ahhhhhh! )
This kid on Coruscant asked me for my autograph
(Admiral, can I have your autograph? )
So I signed it: Dear Timmy, keep on truckin "
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
It was an older code, sir, I was about to clear it
Lt., don't just sit there! OPERATE!
I'm not ready to die, not on this SSD ( Screw That! )
I'll have to be carried inside the hanger and ejected alive
Use TurboLaser's or Stormtroopers, I can't decide
I just drank some illegal Ale, and Im still fit for command
All my life I've been honored
I've had 20 women in the past year, and my boots are to shiny not to show off
I'm ripped, like the Incredible Hulk ( Whistles )
I've got a Britich accent when I talk, I'll kill any Rebel even if they can't walk
When I was little I was so blood thirsty I'd throw up fits
Lets go kill some Rebs, Mom!
Not now, Son, you need your rest ( WAHHHH! )
I lay awake, they need to strap me to the bed
Troops with armor on take kill bolts to the head
I'm Steaming mad ( grrr.. )
Oh, and by the way, when you see Skywalker ( Yeah? )
Tell him I'll slit his throat with this saber I have
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Mr. Piett
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