LIFE OF PIETT
(To the tune of "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" by Monty Python)
Written and submitted by Alexander Urbanowitz

When you`re chewing on lifes gwistle
That`s grumble, give a whistle
And this`ll helping things turn out for the best
Always look on the Dark side of the Force

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Always look on the Dark side of the Force
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If Coruscant seems jolly rotten
There`s something you`ve forgotten
Cause there`s the laugh and sparl and dance and Vader
When your feeling in the dumps
Don`t be silly chumps
Just purch your your lips and whistle that`s the thing
And always look on the Dark side of the Force

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Always look on the Dark side of the Force
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For life is quite absurd
And death is the final word
You must always face the rebels with a smile
Forget about your seem
Give the galaxy a gwin
Enjoy, it`s the thing you`ll always do
So always look on the bright side of death

The Rebellion is a piece of shit when you look at it
The Rebels is a laugh and The Empire a salute it`s true
You see it`s all a war keep on invading as you go
Just remember that the last battle is on you
And always look on the Dark side of the Force

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Always look on the Dark side of the Force
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Always look on the Dark side of the Force
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Always look on the Dark side of the Force