IMPERIAL NAVY
(Sung to "YMCA" by the Village People)
Written and submitted by Jeff Rawlings

Young man, there's no need to feel to down
I said, young man pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man. don't let the unrest get you down
There's no need to feel unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, learn all you need to know
You can stay there, and I know you will find
many ways to have a good time

It's fun to join at the IMPERIAL NAVY
It's fun to join at the IMPERIAL NAVY

They will train you well, space flight is a joy
Destroy rebels with all the boys

It's fun to join at the IMPERIAL NAVY
It's fun to join at the IMPERIAL NAVY

If you rack up your kills, you'll serve best of best
You'll be under the command of Admiral Piett

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
Rebellion, wasting so many lives
Traitors I wanted to fight!

That's when someone came up to me,
and said, young man, join the Imperial Navy.
You'll find a place there, serve the Emperor you may
Restore galatic peace today!

It's fun to join at the IMPERIAL NAVY
It's fun to join at the IMPERIAL NAVY

They will train you well, space flight is a joy
Destroy rebels with all the boys

It's fun to join at the IMPERIAL NAVY
It's fun to join at the IMPERIAL NAVY

IMPERIAL NAVY, you'll find it all at the Imperial Navy

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground

IMPERIAL NAVY, you'll find it all at the Imperial Navy

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, join the Imperial Navy!