IMPERIAL GIRL
(Sung to "Material Girl" by Madonna)
Written and submitted by Jeff Rawlings

What if Madonna had been born a long time ago in a galxy far far away....

Some Imps kiss me, some Imps hug me
I think their okay
If they don have a Star Destroyer
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the man with Admiral's rank
Is always Mister Right

'Cause we are living in a Imperial world
And I am an Imperial girl
You know that we are living in a Imperial world
And I am a Imperial girl

Some are Governers, some are Grand Moff's
That's all right with me
If they can't outwit Rebel Fleets
Have to let them be

Some Imps try and some Imps lie but
I don't let them play
Only Admirals sporting medals
Make my rainy day

'Cause we are living in a Imperial world
And I am an Imperial girl
You know that we are living in a Imperial world
And I am a Imperial girl

Imps may come and Imps may go
And that's all right you see
I met an Admiral his name's Piett
And he's great as can be

'Cause we are living in a Imperial world
And I am an Imperial girl
You know that we are living in a Imperial world
And I am a Imperial girl