ALL HAIL TO PIETT
(To the tune of "Jerimiah Was A Bullfrog")
Written and submitted by Ben Suri

At the battle of Endor.
All the Rebels thought I died.
But I didn’t, and now I have
Replaced Palpatine. Yeah. Replaced Palpatine.

Chorus:
Spoken: You better say.
All hail Piett
All hail Piett
Hail, hail, hail, hail.
Hail Emperor Piett!

Now that I’m the emperor.
I fly around in a big ol’ ship.
Killing all the rebels I can find,
And blowing up there ships. Yeah. And blowing up there ships.

Refrain

Loudly: ALL HAIL PIETT!!!