PIETT THE GREATEST ADMIRAL
(Sung to: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Written and submitted by Alexander Hofbauer

You know Thrawn and Vader and Ozzel and Palleon, Jerjerrod, Daala, Screed, and Thanas.
But do you recall the most famous Admiral of them all.

Piett the greatest Admiral
Had the very strongest fleet
And if you ever saw them
You would even say there strong.

All of the other Admirals
Liked to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Piett
Join in any Admiral games.

Then one foggy Endor day
Vader came to say
Piett with your skills so strong
Won't you command my fleet today.

Then how the Admirals admired him
As they shouted out with glee
Piett the greatest Admiral
You'll go down in history.