GRAND MOFF GOT RUN OVER BY AN X-WING
(sung to: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)
Written and submitted by Jeff York and Chris Jones

CHORUS: Grand Moff got run over by an x-wing
Flying 'round the Death Star Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as rebels
But as for me and Piett, we believe!

Tarkin was pounding back the eggnog
And Vader asked him no to go
But he fired up his shuttle
He'd not realized his fuel was very low

CHORUS

The Moff was stuck outside the station
We sent some TIEs to get him back
But now the rebels are attacking
And they're using our plans in their attack
(strike them back!)

CHORUS

Their ships are close to the reactor
If it's hit it's gonna blow
Their torps go in real perfect
The Death Star explodes and nothings left but glow

CHORUS (x2)