PIETT THE EMPEROR
Written and submitted by Sam Ferrey

First Captain, then Admiral Piett,
You know, the one that dissed Boba Fett,
Well, eventually he got the top job of them all,
After good old Palpatine took a fall,
Yes, you guessed it: Emperor was that position,
Where he ruled with perfect precision,
Where he got many a vision
Where all the Rebels became dead,
Under this genius head,
So let us all salute Piett,
Recognition he should get.