When Ozzel came out of light speed too quickly,
The admiral was looking quite sickly,
As he met his demise,
We saw the swift rise
Of the Imperial Hero, Admiral Piett.

And once in charge
Of the fleet, vast and large
Piett proved not to be dumb.
After Ozzel was dead,
Admiral Piett calmly said
"Bounty Hunters we don’t need their scum."

He may have lost Han,
But Vader knew not to pawn,
His life, because Piett was too bright.
In the next flick,
Some damn rebel prick
Slammed his A-Wing at the Admiral in Flight.

Admiral Piett was brave
And it is too bad that knave,
Had to do what he did
That damn Arvel Crynyd!!!