THE LIFE OF PIETT
Written and submitted by Sam Ferrey

Admiral Piett used to be a Captain you know,
But everyone was always saying, "Jolly good show,"
So when Admiral ozzel made a blundering mistake,
Admiral Piett got the job, it was really a piece of cake
since good tactics he always did make.

He said, "Those Rebels won't escape us,"
But when they did so again he did not cuss.
But then came this stupid A-wing fighter-
Admiral Piett nearly got the blighter
But the A-wing smashed into the Executor,
Admiral Piett did not have the time to say "Shoot 'er"
But then he quickly died
His crew too was fried.

That is why the Empire fell,
Not because of a soldier's misaimed shell.