ALL HAIL PIETT
Written and submitted by Sam Ferry

First Admiral, then Captain Piett:
(You know, the one that dissed Boba Fett)
Well, eventually he got the top job of them all
After good old Palpatine took a fall
Yes, you guessed it- Emperor was that position
Where he ruled with perfect precision
Where he got many a vision
Where all the Rebels became dead
Under the rule of the genius head
So let us all salute Piett:
Recognition he should get!

All hail Piett:
The Saviour to us all!
All Hail Piett:
Under him the Rebels took a fall!